I’m not really the one to be jealous, but just as everyone else is…

I’m jealous of Batman.

I mean who doesn’t want to be a billionaire playboy philanthropist who secretly by night fight psychopaths in the crowded streets of the big city. And with that money you have you buy all the fancy gadgets and gizmos that will make bringing justice to this world easier. And maybe I will own and fly my own bat shaped helicopter one day who knows.

But yes. Batman I want to be Batman.